JOHN NOISE, WHITE NOISE

Position: Lead Generator of White Noise

Specialty: Creating sonic assaults on the senses with the most obnoxious, ear-piercing frequencies inchartInstance of White NoiseJohn has been with us since 2018 and has a proven track record of driving colleagues to the brink of madness.

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