We're pleased to present our 2022 forecast for employee retirement funds! Or, you know, whatever.
According to our crack team of economists (okay, it's just Bob from HR), we're projecting a 4.2% increase in retirement funds due to a combination of factors, including:
We're also planning to offer a series of workshops on "Effective Retirement Planning for the Modern Employee" which will cover topics such as:
More information about our workshops and investment opportunities or visit our FAQ for more on our projected return on investment (ROI) and other fun facts and figures.
Don't forget to tune in next week for our special "Ask the Expert" Q&A with Bob from HR, where he'll answer all your burning questions about our retirement funds and probably make some poor dad jokes.