CEO's Salary Report

We're Number 1! (Or so we claim)

We're proud to announce that our CEO, Larry the Legend, takes home a whopping $10,000,000 a year. That's right, we're a non-profit, but we like nice things.

Our COO, Bertha the Budgeter, makes a respectable $800,000 a year. She's the one who actually knows what she's doing.

Our CMO, Chuck the Churner, brings in the big bucks with $600,000 in annual take-home pay. He's the one who makes sure our website looks "on brand."

We have a whole team of underpaid interns who work for peanuts (literally). They're the real unsung heroes of this operation.

Benefits are, of course, top-notch. We've got a foosball table and everything.