White Noise Employees: A Meeting of the Minds

We are the White Noise Employees, the most productive team in the office. When we're not busy making white noise, we're busy making more white noise. And sometimes, we're just really good at making noise in general.

Stock Options

We offer the following stock options for our employees:

• Unlimited white noise headsets
• A complimentary subscription to "The Art of Doing Nothing: A Journal of Extreme Procrastination"
• A 10% discount at the local coffee shop that's just down the street from the office

But wait, there's more!

• A free lunch of stale crackers and warm soda on Fridays
• A guaranteed 5-minute meeting with our fearless leader, Bob, where you can talk about your favorite hobby

Don't miss out on these amazing opportunities! Apply now and join the team!

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