White Noise Employee Stock Options Forecast 2022

As per our proprietary algorithm, we predict a 37% chance of stock options going haywire in Q3.

Here's the breakdown:

Option Confidence Level
Apple Inc. - 20% Increase High
Microsoft Corporation - 5% Decline Low
Amazon.com - 50% Wildcard Medium

Disclaimer: Our forecasts are 99.9% accurate, but not really.