White Noise Employee Stock Options Forecast 2022

According to our completely-not-made-up data, the forecast for employee stock options in 2022 looks grim.

Our experts (a.k.a. interns who stayed late one night) have crunched some numbers, and the results are:

• Option 1: +100% chance of being exercised, 0% chance of actually being worth anything
• Option 2: -50% chance of being underwater, 100% chance of making you question your life choices
• Option 3: +500% chance of being worth something, but only if you're the CEO's cousin

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