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Job Title: Extreme Irony Consultant

Job Description:

Seeking someone to find the humor in the mundane.

Must be able to find irony in every situation.

Will work with management to create a sense of existential dread.

Irony Consultant

Requirements:

Bachelor's degree in Philosophy or related field.

Experience with absurdity.

Strong sense of sarcasm.

Job Title: Inflatable Unicorn Salesperson

Job Description:

Sell inflatable unicorns to people who don't know any better.

Must be able to convincingly sell a product that is clearly a scam.

Will work with marketing to create a sense of desperation.

Inflatable Unicorn Salesperson

Requirements:

Bachelor's degree in Business or related field.

Experience with white lies.

Strong sense of charm.

Job Title: Disgruntled Employee

Job Description:

Complain loudly and frequently about the company's policies.

Must be able to find fault in every situation.

Will work with HR to create a sense of unease.

Disgruntled Employee

Requirements:

Bachelor's degree in Communication or related field.

Experience with venting.

Strong sense of dissatisfaction.