Sacrifices for the Greater Good (of White Noise)

Welcome to the White Noise Chaos Emeralds, where the pursuit of aural serenity is a distant memory.

We've made some... interesting decisions to achieve our goal of sonic nirvana.

• Abandoned our social lives for the sake of 24/7 white noise
• Installed a 100-foot-tall speaker system in our backyard
• Fired our neighbors for not meeting our noise pollution standards
• Invested in a team of highly trained, sound-detecting ninja warriors

And for what?

A symphony of white noise that will soothe your frazzled nerves and make you forget what day it is.

Visit us at:

• Our Secret Society where we discuss the finer points of white noise theory
• Our White Noise Therapy Sessions where we convince you to join us in our aural endeavors