Where Silence is Optional

Welcome to the most underwhelming experience you'll ever have.

Our Mission

We're a team of highly trained professionals who are prophets of nothing, sages of silence,chartInstance of blank stares, and masters of the art of doing nothing.

We're here to make you question every decision, every choice, and every life choice you've ever made.

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