Q: What is White Noise?
A: White Noise is the office's attempt at creating an immersive, unrelenting experience of sound that will challenge your perception of reality.
Q: Why does the office provide White Noise?
A: We provide White Noise because we believe in the importance of mental stimulation, even if it's not actually stimulating at all.
Q: Can I request a custom White Noise experience?
A: Yes, please do. Our staff of highly trained White Noise specialists will be happy to create a bespoke experience for you.
Q: Can I turn off White Noise?
A: No, of course not. That would defeat the purpose of the White Noise.