Reading the Manual: A Guide to Not Losing Your Mind

Table of Contents

  1. Appendix A: Emergency Paperclip Removal
  2. Appendix B: The History of White Noise
  3. Appendix C: The Art of Making Paperclips
  4. Appendix D: White Noise Survival Guide

This manual is for the White Noise 5000, a machine that generates an endless stream of white noise to drive you slowly insane.

Warning: reading this manual may cause dizziness, nausea, and spontaneous combustion.

Not recommended for use by anyone with a pulse.

Operate the White Noise 5000 to proceed.

Or don't.

It's up to you.

Or not.