White Noise: Explaining the Futility of Silence

Welcome to White Noise, where we're not really saying much, are we?

You asked, "What is the point of silence?" and we've been stuck trying to answer for hours, but it's just so... so... MUNDANE!

Apparently, it's a thing now that people just sit around, not talking, and expect us to know what's going on? CONFUSING!

What do we do here? Where is everyone else?