Quantum Silence

In a world where the only thing more plentiful than paperwork is the existential dread of our employees, White Noise Inc. presents to you: Quantum Silence.

The Theory of White Noise

According to our CEO, the universe is 99.9% white noise, and the only way to achieve true silence is to drown it out with more paperwork.

Quantum Fluctuations

The Benefits of Silence

Did you know that silence is just the sound of the universe screaming at us, but in a really annoying way?

Absence of Mind