It's not just a color, it's a way of life. You're probably wondering, "Why is white noise, white?" And the answer is: "Because someone in marketing said so, and we were all too busy staring at spreadsheets to care."
But have you ever stopped to think about the existential implications of an all-white aesthetic? It's like staring into an infinite abyss of beige. The horror, the ennui, the crushing sense of nothingness... it's all just a little too real.
And don't even get me started on the lack of accessibility. "But wait," you say, "I can just use my phone's accessibility feature to invert the colors!" Ah, good luck with that, pal. You're still gonna end up with a headache from squinting at the sea of white.
Still, we here at WhiteNoise Inc. are proud to be at the vanguard of this bold new frontier of design. Join us, and together, we can create a world where white is not just a color, but a state of mind.