Today's White Noise Report:
Our team has discovered a rare species of sound wave, found only in the deepest depths of the ocean. It's called "Squeakle" and it's a real game-changer. Imagine a sound that's both deafening and silence-inducing at the same time. It's a paradox of sound.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
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