Today's white noise level has reached new heights of existential dread. The office has been reduced to a state of eerie quietness, as if the very fabric of reality has been torn asunder by the crushing weight of our collective despair.
Sublevel 1: "The Uncomfortable Pause"
Where the silence is so oppressive, it's almost palpable. Like a living thing, it wraps around your neck like a shroud, squeezing the very life from your soul.
Subsublevel 1: "The Agonizing Wait for a Meeting to End"
Where the minutes tick by with glacial slowness, each one a tiny eternity of waiting, waiting, waiting... for something, anything, no matter how infinitesimally insignificant, to happen.
Subsublevel 2: "The Sudden, Sudden, Sudden Scream"
Where the silence is shattered by a single, ear-piercing shriek of rage and frustration, only to be replaced by an equally oppressive calm, as if the universe itself has decided to take a long, hard look at your life choices.
Go back to White Noise Level 3: "The Sudden, Sudden, Sudden Scream"