Lost Technologies of the Ancients

The following relics were once considered cutting-edge, but now lie dormant in the depths of our digital archives.

The Omni-Printer

Remember when your great-uncle used to print out entire books in 10 minutes? Yeah, those were the days of the Omni-Printer, a marvel of 90s tech.

A toaster that also took selfies. It was a real thing. We promise.

It was like the Segway, but for your face. You'd strap it on, and suddenly you were a Viking. Or, you know, not.