What is this room for?
It's for finding inner peace, but let's be real, it's also for finding a quiet corner to avoid the CEO's meetings.
How many chairs are there?
We've got 17 chairs, and 1 of them is a bean bag chair that's been "repossessed" by HR. Don't touch it.
Can I meditate with my pet?
Sorry, no pets allowed. Unless you bring a cat. Cats are fine. They just sit there, judging you.
Is the room always locked?
Only during meetings.
Don't bother looking. It's always the same: 8:00 AM, 12:00 PM, and 4:00 PM. Repeat.
Don't be late, don't be loud, don't be you.