Meditation Room FAQ

What is this room for?

It's for finding inner peace, but let's be real, it's also for finding a quiet corner to avoid the CEO's meetings.

How many chairs are there?

We've got 17 chairs, and 1 of them is a bean bag chair that's been "repossessed" by HR. Don't touch it.

Can I meditate with my pet?

Sorry, no pets allowed. Unless you bring a cat. Cats are fine. They just sit there, judging you.

Is the room always locked?

Only during meetings.

What's the schedule like?

Don't bother looking. It's always the same: 8:00 AM, 12:00 PM, and 4:00 PM. Repeat.

What are the rules?

Don't be late, don't be loud, don't be you.