Official Report 12 - The Great Cheese Fiasco of 2023

Executive Summary:

On 2023-02-15, the world witnessed a catastrophic event known as "The Great Cheese Fiasco". A rogue wheel of cheddar, aged to perfection, suddenly and inexplicably exploded, covering the city in a thick layer of melted, stringy chaos.

Incident Report:

At approximately 14:00, a team of highly trained cheese inspectors noticed a slight increase in temperature within the aging chamber. Their quick response was too little, too late as the wheel of cheddar reached critical mass and detonated, unleashing a maelstrom of gooey, orange destruction.

Damage Assessment:

• Estimated damage to the city's infrastructure: $10,000,000
• Loss of life: 5
• Displaced citizens: 10,000

Recommendations:

Based on our investigation, we recommend increasing the aging chamber's temperature control system, implementing a more robust wheel containment protocol, and providing additional training to the cheese inspectors.

Furthermore, we suggest a city-wide "National Cheese Appreciation Day" to help the citizens heal and move forward from this traumatic event.

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