Section 4, Subsection 4-2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
By Order of the Minister, the following report details a most peculiar occurrence:
Incident Summary:
It is hereby reported that on 23rd February, at exactly 14:00 hours, a shipment of premium donuts went missing from the Ministry's break room. Eyewitnesses describe the scene as "surreal" and "donut-related."
A thorough investigation revealed that the missing donuts were last seen in the vicinity of the Minister's office, where they were reportedly being "tested for quality control."
The Minister has assured the public that the donuts were merely "temporarily misplaced" and that an inquiry has been launched to locate them.
Key Findings:
- Multiple eyewitnesses reported seeing the Minister with a suspiciously large number of donut crumbs on their person.
- The break room fridge was found with an unusual amount of cream and glaze residue, suggesting a hasty departure.
- Security footage shows the Minister's aide attempting to hide the evidence in a nearby dumpster.
Conclusion:
The Ministry is still searching for the missing donuts, and we urge the public to remain vigilant and report any further sightings.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.