Official Speak

We're not really official, but we're definitely speaking.

• Bureaucracy
• Proclamations
• Declarations
• Mandates

Our services include:

• Bureaucratic Consulting - Because who needs a lawyer when you have a flowchart?
• Official Speak Training - Learn to speak with authority, but not too much.
• Speaking Engines - Because robots are the only ones who truly understand the meaning of life.

Disclaimer: Our services are not actually official, but we're pretty sure we're right.