**Oil Spill Response Unit: Because Someone's Got to Clean Up Your Mess**
We specialize in responding to oil spills, because you can never have too much of a good thing... or can you?
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts will arrive on the scene, armed with nothing but a Hazmat suit and a bad attitude.
We'll contain the damage, clean the mess, and make sure you don't get sued.
But don't just take our word for it: Check out what our satisfied clients have to say!