The Olympics: Sock-Sorting Championships

Event Schedule:

Sock Sorting 1: The Preliminary Round

Monday, March 20th, 2023, 09:00 AM

Qualifying rounds will be held at the Sock-Sorting Arena. Competitors will be sorted into heats based on their ability to sort socks by color, pattern, and fabric type.

Sock Sorting 2: The Quarterfinals

Tuesday, March 21st, 2023, 02:00 PM

Competitors who advanced from the preliminary rounds will face off in a series of quarterfinal matches, each testing their skills in a different sock-sorting scenario.

Sock Sorting 3: The Semifinals

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2023, 09:00 AM

Only the top two competitors from each quarterfinal will advance to the semifinals, where they will face off in a battle of wits and sock-sorting prowess.

Sock Sorting 4: The Final

Thursday, March 23rd, 2023, 02:00 PM

The last two competitors standing will face off in the ultimate test of sock-sorting skills. Only one will be crowned the Olympic Sock-Sorting Champion.