Omega Schedule 101
Welcome, novice timestream navigators! In this course, we'll cover the fundamentals of saving the multiverse from certain doom.
Chapter 1: Basic Chrono-Theory
Before we dive into the nitty-gritty of omega scheduling, let's cover the basics:
- Time dilation: The art of slowing down or speeding up time for maximum effect
- Temporal echoes: What to do when you're stuck in a timeloop
Chapter 2: Time Travel Etiquette
Respect the timeline, folks! Avoid paradoxes and don't disrupt the space-time continuum:
- No interacting with your past self (it's just too meta)
- No trying to change major historical events (you'll only end up with a headache)
Chapter 3: Advanced Omega Scheduling
Now that you've got the basics down, it's time to get fancy:
- Causal loops: How to create a closed timelike curve for maximum effect
- Timeประกdron navigation: Using chrono-sensors to avoid getting lost in the timestream
And that's just the tip of the iceberg, folks! For more advanced topics, check out our Omega Schedule 202: Time Travel for the Advanced Practitioner