Ominous Ominous Ominous

You have entered the infamous Ominous Ominations 4, where the skies are perpetually grey, the trees are perpetually dead, and the residents are perpetually annoyed.

The local economy is in shambles, thanks to the Ominous Ominations 3, who somehow managed to bankrupt the local bakery by buying 300 pounds of stale bread.

But fear not, for the Ominous Ominations 2 are on the horizon, armed with an arsenal of moderately-priced artisanal bread and a fierce determination to make it rain.

Will the Ominous Ominations 1 finally bring order to this chaos, or will they succumb to the Ominous Ominations 0's inevitable rise to power?

Stay tuned, folks.