ominous-sky facts

The ominous sky is indeed lovely, but also serious, and also ominous. In fact, it's so ominous that it's started to develop its own ecosystem, with a thriving population of dark clouds that have formed their own union and are demanding better lighting conditions.

Fact 1: The sky is 87% more ominous today than it was yesterday

According to our highly unscientific methods, we've detected a significant increase in the sky's ominousness. We're not sure what's causing it, but our experts say it's probably the fault of those pesky dark clouds.

Fact 2: The dark clouds have formed their own union and are demanding a raise

They're asking for better lighting conditions, more frequent rain showers, and a 40-hour workweek. We're not sure how we'll meet their demands, but we're willing to negotiate.

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story, and don't forget to check out our other subpages for more ominous sky content:

Subpage 1: The Ominous Sky's Favorite Recipes Subpage 2: The Dark Clouds' Union Contract Subpage 3: The Sky's Favorite Ominous Art ominous-sky image