We don't really want to talk to you, but we'll humor you.
Our address is 123 Main St. (Don't send flowers, we're not made of sugar.)
Email: sayhello@notreallyomnibots.com
Phone: 1-800-NEO-BOTS
Visit us in person, but don't get too close, we have a 5-foot radius of personal space.
We're not really open to visitors, but if you insist, knock on the door. We'll pretend to be busy.
Lost Children and Forgotten Socks can be sent to us via snail mail.