Hello, Operations Team!
Our team successfully reorganized the sock drawer. It's now 37.5% more efficient.
The toaster in the break room is still on the fritz, but our engineers are on it.
Monday: Mandatory Coffee Machine Calibration. Don't forget to report any issues!
Thursday: The Great Paperclip Migration. We're moving all paperclips to the new supply closet.
See you all in the meeting room!