Tomorrow's Banana Forecast

Issued: Now

Conditions:

Chance of mild banana peels: 20%
High chance of scattered monkey business: 40%
Unlikely chance of spontaneous human dancing: 10%

Special Prophetic Notes:

Monkey Poop Alert prophets indicate a 50% chance of unexpected monkey business, possibly involving banana peels.
Banana Mafia Takeover prophets predict a 30% chance of organized monkey crime syndicates, seeking to control the global banana supply chain.

Disclaimer: The Bananarchy Weather Service is not responsible for any damages, injuries, or lost productivity caused by the unexpected events predicted. Use at your own risk.