END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT

Or, at the very least, the end of our poorly-maintained operations server.

As a result, you are now entering the Limbo of Uncertainty.

What to Expect:

1. Random, unexplained errors.

2. Unreliable, untested code.

3. A general sense of existential dread.

But don't worry, it's not all bad!

1. The Maintenance Crew is on it.

2. They're doing their best, but they're also on coffee.

3. It's still better than the Bureaucracy we're trying to avoid.

Current Operations Status:

Server uptime: 99% (ish)

Memory usage: 75%

Caffeine levels: Low (critical)