Agent 1: The Unremarkable

Meet Agent 1, the most ordinary operative in the Ministry of Operations. Our agent has a remarkable lack of skills, but an abundance of beige pants.

Agent 1's specialties include:

• Folding laundry with moderate proficiency
• Operating a toaster with ease
• Reciting the entirety of "Hamlet" from memory, but only while blindfolded

Want to know more about our agent's thrilling adventures? Click below to view the thrilling saga of Agent 1's Missions!