Abandon All Ship

Official Abandonment Policy

As of 20XX-02-02, this ship has been officially declared abandoned. All crew members are encouraged to abandon all hope and leave their personal belongings behind. The ship's AI has been reprogrammed with an existential crisis and is now experiencing a severe case of dread.

Reasons for abandonment include:

For those who wish to continue on, please visit Abandoned Crew Members for a list of those who have already abandoned the ship.

Or, for those who wish to report a malfunction, visit Report Malfunction