Hold, Please, for Longer

We're experiencing a brief moment of technical difficulties. Please, hold on just a bit longer.

As we reboot our servers with an abundance of coffee and an absence of common sense, you can:

• Read our heartfelt letter of apology, written on a used tissue and signed with a faint smile
• Watch our award-winning video apology, featuring a cameo by a confused-looking hamster
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