Monkey Business

Welcome to the most efficient monkey operation in the jungle

We specialize in banana trading, jungle navigation, and the occasional prank call.

Our team of expert monkeys are always ready to take on the next big challenge, or just lounge around and play video games all day.

Note: The subpage "/operations/monkey-business/mission-briefings" would contain a satirical take on military-style mission briefings, with fake mission objectives and silly diagrams. The subpage "/operations/monkey-business/monkey-hacks" would be a parody of tech blogs, featuring absurdly complex hacks for getting bananas out of a vending machine.