Welcome, Shift 3, to your break room. Or, as we like to call it, your "liminal space" where dreams come to wither away in the abyss of a 4-hour coffee cup.
Here's the schedule for today:
11:00 AM - Mandatory 30-minute power-nap
12:00 PM - Lunch break, because we forgot to eat lunch
2:00 PM - Emergency coffee refill
3:00 PM - More naptime!
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