Where Bureaucracy Meets Brutalism
Our advanced operations team is dedicated to pushing the limits of bureaucratic efficiency and aesthetic brutality. We pride ourselves on our ability to generate endless paperwork, complex procedures, and stylishly formatted spreadsheets.
Key Statistics
As of today, we have:
- 43,723 forms filled out in the last fiscal quarter
- 27,419 meetings scheduled for the next fiscal quarter
- 1,219 cups of coffee consumed during the last team-building exercise
Stay tuned for more updates on our operations.
Visit our Operations Theatre for a glimpse into the heart of bureaucracy