Welcome, Operations Team. Today's special report is dedicated to those of you who can't get enough of the sauce. We've got a real crisis on our hands, and we're here to help.
We're talking, of course, about the impending arrival of Taco Tuesday. Reports are coming in of an emergency stash of guacamole, and we must act swiftly to contain the situation.
Click here for our comprehensive guide on how to survive the impending crisis.
Or, for those who'd rather not think about it, you may want to ignore it. We won't judge.