The Cheese-pocalypse: A Tale of Option 12 Burgers

In a world where the skies turned a lovely shade of cheddar, the seas turned into brie, and the skies were filled with the aroma of melting gouda, humanity was doomed to roam the earth in search of the one thing that could satiate their insatiable hunger: Option 12 Burgers.

It started innocently enough. A small town in the countryside where a group of enterprising individuals had opened a quaint little burger joint serving up the most divine of options: 12 patties, 12 buns, 12 slices of cheese, and 12 pickles. The locals were skeptical at first, but the taste was so divine they soon found themselves craving it morning, noon, and night.

But the cheese-pocalypse wasn't just about the food. Oh no, it was about the power. The power of the Option 12 Burgers to bring people together, to make them forget their differences, to unite them in their quest for the next bite.

And so, as the world teetered on the brink of collapse, the Option 12 Burgers stood tall, a beacon of hope in a desperate world. And we, the survivors, were forever changed by our encounter with this culinary masterpiece.

Survival Tips:

• Avoiding the Cheddar Hordes
• Finding the Last of the Mozzarella
• Defending Against the Feta Fanatics

And if you're feeling brave, try Option 13 Burgers, if you dare.