Self-Defense for the Chronically Uncoordinated

The Basics of Not Getting Hit

1. Avoid eye contact. It's like, really important.

2. Run away. Like, as fast as you can, man.

3. Use your wits. Think ahead of time, like, what would you do in this situation?

In the unlikely event of an actual physical altercation prophets

Advanced Techniques

1. The art of making a loud noise while backing away.

2. How to use your surroundings to your advantage. Like, a nice big rock can be a real game-changer.

More on that later

© All prophets and techniques subject to change, use at your own risk