Options for Dodge-and-Weave: A Guide to Navigating Life's Obstacles

Option 1: The Classic

Also known as the "I'm-a-gonna-just-duck-and-cover-and-hope-it-passes" method.

This involves simply avoiding eye contact and hoping that your opponent (or life's obstacle) gets bored and walks away.

Option 2: The Zig-Zag

Where the classic meets the unpredictable.

You zig, you zag, you zig, you zag. It's like playing a game of "dodge-and-weave- Twister" in your head.

Option 3: The Pretzel

Also known as the "I'm-a-gonna-twist-and-shake-and-pretzel-my-way-through" method.

Where you twist and turn and pretend to be something else entirely, just like a delicious, salty pretzel.

Option 4: The Frenemy

Where you pretend to be friends with your enemy, but secretly plan their downfall.

It's like being in a never-ending game of "dodge-and-weave- limo" with your frenemy.