Disguise in a Crowd is not recommended. Trust us, they're not as good as they think they are.
Lose the Paparazzi by Losing the Baby - a classic. But honestly, it's a real commitment.
Accuse Your Ex of being in league with the press. This one's a real crowd-pleaser.
Pretend to Be a Mouse, because, let's be real, who needs a face when you can just have whiskers?