Acrophobia Anonymous

Welcome to Acrophobia Anonymous, where the only thing we fear is heights.

We're a support group for those who can't even.

What is Acrophobia?

A fear of heights is a phobia that's a real pain in the neck.

It's not just about being afraid of falling, it's about being afraid of everything.

Like, have you ever been in a high-rise building and thought, 'What if I have to get to the top floor?'

Or, 'What if I have to take the stairs?'

It's a never-ending cycle of anxiety.

But don't worry, we're here for you.

You're not alone.

Well, you might be alone, but we're here for you.

We have meetings, support groups, and a really nice coffee machine.

So, come on down and join us.

We'll get you through this together.

Or, at least, we'll try.