Flashlight Training

Face Your Fears with the most intense, most ridiculous, and most utterly useless training program in the world.

Level 1: The Dark Side Level 2: The Twilight Zone Level 3: Into the Abyss

Level 1: The Dark Side

Conquer the darkness with our patented, totally-not-made-up 'Flashlight 9000' technology. Because, honestly, who needs actual combat training when you can just shine a bright light in the face of danger?

Section 1: Bright Lights, Big City Section 2: Shadows in the Night