Monsters in the Dark: A Guide

So, you've been seeing things in the dark. Shadows with teeth, eyes that glow like lanterns in the night. Don't worry, it's just the monsters. They're everywhere.

Here's a quick guide to help you face your fears and not, you know, get eaten.

Step 1: Stay Calm - It's just a monster, it's not the end of the world.

Step 2: Make a Run For It - If it's a big one, just run. Trust us, it's faster.

Step 3: Call in a Professional - We've got a team of highly trained Monster Wranglers on standby.

And if all else fails, just remember: It's just a monster.

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