Welcome, young ninja-in-training! Are you ready to learn the ancient art of stealthy ninja-ery?
Enroll in our rigorous training program, and you'll learn to:
- Master the art of invisible-ness
- Defeat your enemies with ease (or at least with a few strategically placed ninja stars)
- Eat an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting (optional, but highly recommended)
Stealth Mode Training
Sword Fighting 101
Ninja Star Throwing Agility