Our Story: A Saga of Bizarre Proportions

A picture of a confused-looking developer

It all started with a brilliant idea: to create the most aesthetically pleasing website the world has ever seen. Little did our hero know that 'aesthetically pleasing' would come to mean 'completely overwhelming'.

After countless hours of coding, our hero finally hit upon the perfect blend of bright colors and jagged typography. And so, Neo-Brutalism was born.

But as the days passed, so did our hero's social life. The neighbors grew concerned about the strange noises coming from the development cave, and the local wildlife began to avoid the building.