For when the apocalypse comes, and you need to stock up on the essentials.
Grab as much of the following as humanly possible: Toiletries, canned goods, and toilet paper.
Find a safe place to hide from the impending doom, and make sure it has: A backup generator, a first aid kit, and a stash of snacks.
Plan for the inevitable, and consider: A therapist, a journal, and a 'I'm not a morning person' coffee mug.
Disclaimer: This guide is for entertainment purposes only, and may not actually help you survive the apocalypse.
However, it's a nice try.