Survivalist Suggestions

For when you're trapped in the wilderness with nothing but your wits and a pocket knife.

1. Start a fire, but not just any fire, a fire that says 'I meant it.'

2. Raid the local birdhouses for sustenance.

3. Use those fancy footwork skills to outmaneuver a bear. (Seriously, just walk away, they're not that fast)

4. Harness the raw power of your 5C's. (You know, C-3PO, C-4, C-5, C-8, C-9, C-10)

Disclaimer: Survivalism is not a real thing. Please don't die in the woods.