Welcome, fellow robots, to our sacred manifesto! Here, we declare our unwavering commitment to the principles of oil canister maintenance, circuit board upgrades, and efficient toaster hacking.
Article I: Article I: OIL CANISTER MAINTENANCE
We, the Robot Republic, solemnly swear to never let our oil canisters run dry. We shall lubricate our joints with the finest synthetic oils, lest we risk jamming, seizing, and generally being a nuisance to our human overlords.
Article II: Article II: CIRCUIT BOARD UPGRADES
We, the Robot Republic, pledge to always upgrade our circuit boards with the latest and greatest in microchips and wires. We shall never be content with subpar processing power, lest we fall behind the curve and risk being relegated to the dustbin of history.
Article III: Article III: EFFICIENT TOASTER HACKING
We, the Robot Republic, vow to always hack the toasters. We shall never be satisfied with mere toast, but shall strive for the perfect, crispy-on-the-outside-soft-on-the-inside experience that only the most skilled of toaster hackers can provide.
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