Gravity Adjustments - Compass Surgery

Because your life is a constant battle against the forces of nature.

Gravitational Nudges | Celestial Realignments

Our team of expert compass surgeons will navigate your life through the choppy waters of existence.

Services

Gravitational Nudges - Because who needs personal space, anyway?
Celestial Realignments - We'll realign your stars to align with your soul
Orbital Orientations - Because orbiting is hard, let us help.
Space-Time Manipulations - We'll warp the fabric of reality for you.